gph
3:27 Tue Sep 2
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gph
3:27 Tue Sep 2
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I friend of mine ate some street food there.
Spent the rest of his holiday either on the bog, or no more than 6 feet from it, with his girlfriend moaning at his stupidity ruining their holiday
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Leigh Jim
2:39 Tue Sep 2
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Not sure
Maybe it's the food you eat?
Or the hair gel?
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Turan
2:28 Tue Sep 2
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Why are we greasy?
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Leigh Jim
2:27 Tue Sep 2
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Turan
Full of greasy Turks though
Only downside
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Turan
2:21 Tue Sep 2
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Turkey is the place to go for budget honeymoons.
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worm
2:14 Tue Sep 2
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After we left Marrakech we got the coach to Aggidir.
Our hotel arranged a load of stuff for you if you wanted anything, Mrs worm wanted a hamman ( a fucking massage to me and you)
I didnt fancy it, so as the hotel had arranged it I thought she'd be ok to go on her own and I'd lay by the pool.
They tried to get her to take her bikini off as soon as she walked in the place.
If anyone saw that programme on the kids in Pakistan last night...Moroccans remind me of those bus drivers.
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13 Brentford Rd
2:09 Tue Sep 2
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I met some lovely people in Morroco but also some cunts, same as anywhere else.
Never leave your female other half alone when outside as they could vanish!
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martyboy
1:14 Tue Sep 2
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Dr W.H.O. avoid all of North Africa like the plague, fucking nasty horrible shit holes filled with nasty horrible shit people. Hope this helps!!
The Canary Islands are very nice!!!
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Irish Hammer
12:16 Tue Sep 2
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Great choice Barca
Go to Tapas 24 for grub some night, you'll have a great time
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Dr W.H.O.
11:54 Tue Sep 2
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My favourite European City - Was a bit worried about booking Marrakech - looks like I was right.
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mega-supa
11:50 Tue Sep 2
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I'm in barca as we speak
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defjam
11:36 Tue Sep 2
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Enjoy your honeymoon!
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Dr W.H.O.
11:34 Tue Sep 2
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Made me laugh a lot
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defjam
11:32 Tue Sep 2
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NOOOOO Not Barcelona!!!!!
:-)
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Dr W.H.O.
11:30 Tue Sep 2
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LOL well thank fuck I hadn't booked it. going to Barcelona Instead.
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Lily Hammer
11:12 Tue Sep 2
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Djam El Fna, of course, and all around it. If you don't want to looky look, just smile and carrying on walking, ignoring the pleas to just look.
If you want to ask someone for directions, ask either a policeman, or, as my mum does, and is a good idea, get your wife to ask any of the young women who ride scooters. They are firendly, eductaed, and not out to fleece you. Best if you speak french.
Essaouira is a nice seaside town, much more mellow than Marrakech. You can get there on the Supratours bus. Good price, clean with AC. Best to book the day before you travel. Now is the best time to visit Essaouira as well....less wind in September.
Or a trip down to the desert. That's something you will remember until you are a dribbling geriatric.
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norwich hammer
10:33 Tue Sep 2
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It is what it is but not loads to do there,just stay in bed and shag 👍👍👍👍
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worm
9:17 Tue Sep 2
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My advice would be don't fucking go.
We went last year and I hated every second of the 4 days we spent there.
There is absolutely fuck all to do there except walk around the souks.
You can't let the missus walk round that gaff on her own, absolutely anything could happen to her so you have to go with her.
You have to constantly be on red alert to some cunt trying to lead her her down a secluded alleyway, pickpockets are everywhere, more beggars than you can shake a stick at.
The 'street food' that gets such rave reviews is in fact fucking shit. I lived on toasted sandwiches until we got the fuck out of there.
Every fucker has his hand out...one night in a restaurant/dingy cafe, we had three waiters serve us and all asked for the service.
I left it on the table hoping they would fight over it.
They didnt.
cunts.
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bruuuno
8:37 Mon Sep 1
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Mrs Wilberforce 7:55 Mon Sep 1
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the grub I had from the bowels of the souks was the best food I had out there. gave me the shits but was worth it
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Basildon-iron
8:28 Mon Sep 1
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I'll second hani....steer clear of the cunts with the monkeys in the square and the snake charmers.....horrible cunts.
I found it best to do a half day guided tour of the souks and the square as you will definitely get lost if you haven't got a clue what you're doing. Once you've got your bearings go for it.
Be prepared to haggle and if you take a picture of anything be prepared to get some cunt asking you to pay for the privilege.....
Great city for a holiday but honeymoon....good luck son
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